Hello

Dear internet people,

Hello. I thought I would make this blog to write down some, if any, of the interesting things that happen when I go to college. Most likely, I'll just tell stories about ripping shirts and saying awkward things to women. So, if you're into that kinda thing then you should check this blog frequently, because I have a feeling there I will have a lot to say during the first few weeks of college. I also forgot to mention that I am half octopus and this could make reading my blog more interesting. If you ever wondered what it might be like to get a full body massage from a guy with one arm and five tentacles, then you should also keep looking at this blog. Anyway, that's all.

More stories soon,

OB